Color Me Constitutionalistic

Say Goodbye to Big Bell. We did - hallelujah!

03 November 2007

Hal's eBook!

Democracy_the_painted_whore

 

  $9.97

Funny, extreme, always provocative essays [53 of 'em, all less than 1,000 words] on the illusions and delusions of America's Imperial Age.

There is something in this book to intrigue, annoy, or outrage just about anyone. Get your copy before it is banned by the Department of Homeland Security. The author accepts no responsibility for what may happen to those who carry copies onto commercial airliners.

Learn things you didn't even think you wanted to know about:

  • Franklin Roosevelt and Charles Ponzi
  • New Orleans and the Hanging Gardens of Babylon
  • Kids and Guns
  • Rin Tin Tin and Lassie
  • Gold, Santa Clause, Leprechauns and Pagans

Cover art by Solares Hill Design Group.
282 pages, color photos, active links, fully indexed.

Also available for MobiPocket, all readers... please ask. Paperback available soon!

04 February 2007

An Apology

My efforts at levity are usually funny. But when I fail to be funny, I fail big. In sharing my take on recent listings, I was rude to a fellow real estate salesperson. While we all have a right to say what we think, we don't have to be screamingly bitchy when we do. I was and I am sorry.

This blog has only two subscribers (both recent) and hardly any visitors, a fact made painfully clear by the stats. Google "Key West real estate"... as of last night, I hadn't shown up in the first 200 search results. I'm practically invisible. For once, I am grateful.

If you managed to stumble upon this blog and read any rude remarks, please neuralize yourselves. Selling real estate is hard enough right now!